I met someone at the weekend who described himself as an ‘electron plumber’. I thought I knew a bit about plumbing but this was a phrase that I hadn’t heard before.
In the plumbing business we connect pipes to make sure water goes where it is supposed to go, doesn’t leak, and that different water flows (waste and drinking water, for example) don’t mix.
An electron plumber apparently does much the same thing with wires and electron flows. He or she connects computer networks and similar things to ensure that data can go where it is supposed to go without leaking and without getting mixed with other data streams.
I would previously have described such people as ‘electricians’ or maybe ‘computer technicians’. I have to confess that ‘electron plumber’ sounds much better and, once you are familiar with the term, it is a pretty neat description of what they do.
What has this to do with Drain Doctor? Absolutely nothing. And that’s the point.
If you have a water leak, call Drain Doctor (0800 70 71 72 or www.draindoctor.co.uk) for a plumber.
If you have an electron leak – well, I don’t know who you call for an electron plumber. But definitely not Drain Doctor.
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